To the neighbor who thought leaving out a \u201cbait package\u201d was some brilliant anti theft setup, I hope you\u2019re happy with the outcome.
I was walking past your house, saw a box sitting on the porch that looked like it had been there for a while, so I grabbed it and tossed it into my back seat. I didn\u2019t even get halfway down the street before it tipped over and burst open, spilling all over my car.
Turns out it wasn\u2019t a normal package at all, just some container filled with the most disgusting liquid imaginable. Now my seats are soaked, it\u2019s seeping into the floor mats, and the smell is so bad I can barely sit inside for more than a few seconds.
So congratulations on your little trap. Instead of stopping whatever scenario you had in mind, you ended up turning someone else\u2019s car into a complete disaster. And before anyone tries to call this \u201ckarma,\u201d destroying someone\u2019s property over a box sitting on a porch isn\u2019t exactly the win you think it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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