To the delivery driver who dumped my $500 console at the wrong door and thought that was the end of it\u2026<\/p>\n
I\u2019m staring at the photo and it\u2019s literally Unit 301 with two giant signs saying \u201cTHIS IS NOT 302\u201d and an arrow pointing next door, and you still stacked my packages right there like reading is optional. Not even close to my building. Not even the right unit. You dropped it, took the picture, and clocked out.<\/p>\n
So yeah, I went looking. Found the box ripped open on that exact doormat, label scratched out like someone tried to be clever, contents gone. DoorDash hits me with \u201cwe\u2019ll handle it internally,\u201d like I\u2019m supposed to clap for that while I\u2019m out a console. That\u2019s when I stopped playing nice. I tracked your car to the lot behind the complex and handled it myself, milk, fish, sealed up and tucked where the heat does the rest.<\/p>\n
Now you\u2019ve got a rolling problem you can\u2019t ignore, just like I had a missing package I didn\u2019t cause. You had one job and still managed to ignore two signs and a giant arrow. I matched the effort.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
To the delivery driver who dumped my $500 console at the wrong door and thought that was the end of it\u2026 I\u2019m staring at the photo and it\u2019s literally Unit … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2020,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n