A DoorDash driver kept dumping orders on my porch all week even though there\u2019s literally a sign on my door that says \u201cthese are not ours, wrong house.\u201d I didn\u2019t order any of it. Not the Five Guys, not the Starbucks, not the Panda Express, none of it. At first I tried being a decent person and leaving the bags out hoping the driver would figure it out or the real customer would come grab it.<\/p>\n
But tonight they dropped off half a restaurant\u2019s worth of food again and just drove away. Bags everywhere, receipts hanging out, drinks sweating all over the concrete. At that point I decided I\u2019m not running a lost-and-found for food deliveries. If drivers can\u2019t read a giant sign taped to the door, that\u2019s not really my problem anymore.<\/p>\n
So I grabbed every single bag off the porch and carried them inside. Burgers, noodles, coffees, everything. If the driver comes back knocking asking about it, I\u2019m just going to tell them I assumed whoever ordered it already grabbed it. I\u2019m not standing outside babysitting takeout because someone can\u2019t read directions.<\/p>\n
People are probably going to say I should\u2019ve tried harder to return it, but after the fourth wrong delivery in a week I\u2019m done playing customer service for strangers. The second those bags hit my porch tonight, they officially became dinner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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