I tossed my leftover takeout off my balcony because I wasn\u2019t about to walk it all the way down to the trash like it\u2019s some kind of mission.<\/p>\n
Didn\u2019t even think twice about it until the next morning when my neighbor is banging on my door like something serious happened. Apparently it landed right on their car, sauce all over the windshield, food stuck everywhere and they\u2019re standing there acting like I vandalized it on purpose.<\/p>\n
They kept going on about how I \u201cruined\u201d their morning and had to clean it before work. I told them straight up if you park directly under someone\u2019s balcony, don\u2019t act shocked when something falls. That\u2019s just common sense. I\u2019m not about to rearrange my life because they chose that spot.<\/p>\n
They tried to keep lecturing me about respect and responsibility, so I just shut the door mid sentence. If some spilled pasta on a windshield is enough to ruin your day, then honestly you\u2019ve got bigger problems than me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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