{"id":1994,"date":"2026-03-24T06:55:57","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T06:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/?p=1994"},"modified":"2026-03-24T06:55:57","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T06:55:57","slug":"pulled-up-to-the-drivethru-and-instead-of-just-ordering-like-a-normal-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/?p=1994","title":{"rendered":"Pulled up to the drivethru and instead of just ordering like a normal person"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pulled up to the drivethru and instead of just ordering like a normal person, I\u2019m staring at a handwritten sign taped to the window asking for \u201c$1 cash\u201d for charity in exchange for cookies. Not even on the system, not on the receipt, just straight up \u201chand it over.\u201d Yeah\u2026 no.<\/p>\n<p>I asked the cashier what that was about and she starts explaining it\u2019s for a \u201clocal cause\u201d like that\u2019s supposed to make it legit. I told her I\u2019m not handing random cash through a window with no record, no proof, nothing. I don\u2019t care if it\u2019s a dollar, it\u2019s the principle. If it\u2019s real, put it in the system like every other donation they push at checkout.<\/p>\n<p>She got all awkward and tried to laugh it off, but I wasn\u2019t playing along. I told her straight up it looks like a side hustle using company stuff and I\u2019m not funding it. I paid for my food and skipped the whole \u201cdeal\u201d completely.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not here to be guilt tripped into tossing money at a piece of paper taped to glass. If that makes me look stingy or heartless, then fine, because I\u2019m not about to pretend that setup didn\u2019t look shady.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pulled up to the drivethru and instead of just ordering like a normal person, I\u2019m staring at a handwritten sign taped to the window asking for \u201c$1 cash\u201d for charity &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1995,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1996,"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1994\/revisions\/1996"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeusben.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}